Google Ads Giving Strange Errors? Check Your Account Permissions

I’m no stranger to seeing Google suite and other products go down or turn up a good old 404 error like a novice website.

Today, I hit something different in AdWords (Errr, I mean Google Ads) while trying to create a campaign.

It’s not down, there are no messages appearing on the site, and the official Twitter account is quiet, but…

I think something went wrong. I think something went wrong. I think something went wrong. I think something went wrong.

You think an error might have occurred? It only says so four times.

However, what went wrong?

I suspect this space is usually reserved for the explanation as to what went wrong, but instead all I’ve got today Google’s panic voice.

To make sure something really go wrong, I went back to check to see if I really made an error, but everything is copacetic.

To further test if something is up, I rebooted my com, signed in and out, changed computers and the same thing every time.

The real breakthrough came when a colleague who is also managing the account attempted to create a campaign…

And he was successful!

That narrowed it down to my account being the culprit.

From there, it was a quick check up user an administrator under Tools and Settings > Setup > Account Access.

It turns out someone had accidentally set my account permissions to “read-only” – meaning, I could review the data in Google Ads, but couldn’t make any changes.

Those types of permissions were only every used for clients, so it seems something went wrong when setting up a client account.

Of course, it would have been nice if Google Ads had been able to tell me this was the case. It could have saved 10 minutes of head-scratching and running around.

So the next time you get a bunch of weird, unexplained errors, review your account permissions.

Fighting a One Man War Against Magento

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It struck me today that I might be fighting a one-man war against Magento.

That’s a weird place to be in. A copywriter who used to be into web development versus one of the biggest ecommerce CMS’s on the planet.

Talk about some David and Goliath shit right there.

It’s not really a place where I expected to be in, nor wanted to find myself.

And certainly not a couple years back when I actually considered the platform kind of alright and thought my year and a half of experience with it would be worth a damn.

But then came a project where it all came tumbling down and I had the worst month of my life career-wise.

For a platform that prided itself on versatility, flexibility and being robust, it sure ended up being a royal pain the ass.

I survived, but the web development side of my business didn’t.

In response, I wrote a ranty, garbled blog about Magento to vent, and then the remarkable thing happened.

People read it. A lot of people. People just like me. Web developers getting fucked by Magento.

Reading over the comments from developers and investors who’ve worked with the platform, it’s clear that my story isn’t by any means unique.

The scary part is that story is by no means the worst. In fact, I count myself among the fortunate ones.

I’ve heard from people who’ve wasted years of their live stuck with Magento. Others, who sunk tens of thousands of dollars into that garbage heap, only to eventually have to pull the plug and start anew.

The even sadder thing is that nothing has changed. Magento is still a big pile of dogshit.

I didn’t think of it much at first, but by the second and then third year of the same comments rolling onto my blog and the emails hitting my inbox, I knew this was bigger than just me. Maybe bigger than a couple dozen other angry devs.

It had to be bigger, because Magento was and still is one of the largest ecommerce platforms out there. It’s bigger because Magento wants this fight to be bigger.

When it hit me, that’s when I became an anti-Magento evangelist. It wasn’t entirely conscious, but any time I saw a question about it on a forum, a suggestion on a site, anything, I would try to answer it honestly.

And the honest truth is stay the fuck away from that CMS.

Some weeks, it feels more and more like a war that I didn’t start nor want to be part of, but because Magento is still out there, ruining lives, I’m stuck in this never-ending clusterfuck of a battle.

I find people talking about it on Reddit. Others asking about it on Quora.

Dear God, the people on Quora.

It’s remarkable how many asshat developers mostly out of South Asia or Eastern Europe try to lure people into that platform. They talk about it being the best, how it’s free, and then sneakily add a couple of spam or affiliate links into their post, suggesting they could make the damn site for them.

Fuck those gargoyles. All they’re doing is luring more people into the trap. I know how it goes.

It’s something like: “hey, let me build you a Magento site. Unlike Shopify, it’s free, so you’ll save money.” And then that entrepreneur ends up having to shit money fixing their site with that dumbass developer for the next five years.

Fuck those guys.

I’d say that 9 out of evert 10 questions I answer on Quora fall under the ecommerce section. And of those answers, at least half deal with Magento – or more specifically, warning developers and entrepreneurs as best I can about it.

In all, over the years, I’d estimate I’ve messages or replied to over a hundred people about the woes of Magento. Add the fifty or so people who commented on my blog and the thousand or so others who read it without commenting and I’ve warned probably close to 1200 people.

I’m just one person, and all things considered, my opinion and reviews of the platform might have affected close to a thousand people who were thinking of using it and then (hopefully) learned otherwise.

In terms of marketing cloud, that’s a lot of power. I wouldn’t say that I’m an influencer when it comes to steering people away from shitty ecommerce choices, but I’m down near as prolific.

Still, it seems like I’m out on the front line all alone. I’m the only one. Why aren’t there other people like me trying to fix ecommerce, warn the world and keep people safe?

Okay, scratch that. No more maybes. I’m fighting this war. People have to know about the evils of Magento before it breaks them.

5 Essential SEO Optimizations for WordPress Websites in 2019

So you’re using a WordPress website. Awesome!

Honestly, that’s no surprise. WordPress is a great platform for launching and managing all kinds sites – especially for blogging.

Heck, I’m using one myself.

Anyways, you’re not here to listen to me gush over this platform. You’re here because you want some essential SEO optimization tips for your site.

Just so that we’re on the same base, these five essentials listed in this guide are considered fairly basic. So if you’ve never done any SEO to your site before, this is the right place to begin.

For everyone else, I’ll be sure to post more advanced tips in the near future.

What is SEO and why do I need it?

Just so we’re all on the same page. SEO stands for search engine optimization.

The two key parts of this are “search engine” and “optimization”.

Search engines (notably Google) are how we find most of the information and websites on the web these days.

Optimization means ensuring that your website gets found in the search engine results page (SERPs). The more optimized you are, the more traffic you should be receiving.

If you’ve got great site that no one’s visiting, it could mean your site needs a little SEO love.

Where do I begin with WordPress SEO these days?

There’s lots of ways to optimize your site, but with WordPress, it’s highly recommended that you install an SEO plugin.

These plugins let you modify your main SEO tags (more on these soon) and get your basic pages up and optimized in no time.

Anyone will do, but if you’re not sure where to begin, Yoast SEO and All-in-One SEO are two of the most used. If you want more advanced options Yoast is the way to go, while All-in-One is slightly more beginning friendly.

Here are the 5 essential optimizations for your WordPress Site:

Titles

Titles are, obviously, the titles given to your web page (note: not your entire site). These appear at the top of your browser tabs, and more importantly, feature prominently into search results.

Titles are one of the most important factors in SEO as they tell both search engines and human visitors what your page is about.

How long should my title tags be?

Goodle technically uses pixels to measure the maximum length of title tags. However, since most of us can’t easily measure that, using characters is an easier way of estimating the maximum length.

It’s possible to write keywords with as many as 70 characters, but the ideal comfort zone is between 55-60. This ensures that they appear properly on all devices and that there’s plenty of space to get your message across.

How do I write better title tags?

Ideally, you’ll want to feature the keyword your targeting, some additional info and lastly some branding.

A standard format would be:

First Keyword - Second Keyword | Brand Name

For example, here’s a title about a fictional sauce called awesome (and that clocks in at 60 characters):

Awesome Sauce - The Best Sauce Around | Awesome Sauce Makers

Alternatively, if it’s a blog post you can aim to have a single phrase for your title – like I did with this page, which also clocked in at 60 characters.

Pro Tip: if you’re looking for an easy way to count characters, try using a text editor with a built-in character counter.

NotePad++ is the editor I use for virtually all my writing. Not only does it count characters as you write, but it’s got tons of other awesome features. Plus it’s free! I whole-heartedly recommend it for literally everyone.

Headers

Headers often the biggest, boldest text on a web page. They’re eye catching and help visually define sections on a page.

Headers come in multiple sizes, ranging from H1 as the largest, down to a very minute H6.

Like the title, they play a significant role in SEO as well as calling attention to your site and conveying information to your human readers.

What are the right types of headers to use?

The two headers that see the most action are H1 and H2. H1 are the largest and most useful. Every page should have at least one header in the content for both the keywords and providing value to visitors.

H2 are also very useful. They carry less weigh than H1, but are great for introducing your subsections, or highlighting important information for your visitors.

H3 and beyond really only need to come out and play if you’ve got multiple levels of sub sections. For instance, H2s under your H1, and then H3s under your H2s, and so forth.

For instance, this page opened with an H1, then followed with some H2s, and then under each section I’ve been categorizing the content with H3s and H4s.

How do I write better headers for SEO?

Ideally, you want them to be clear, descriptive and pack a little “oomph” – something to get people excited. This latter part is important, because all good SEO is written for people too – and not just search engines.

There are no character limits for headers like there are with titles, but that doesn’t mean you should go all out with the verbosity. Keep them short and sweet, without adding more words than are necessary.

Most headers should be straightforward. Try to put your keywords near the start of your headers.

For example, if you’re discussing the future of ice cream in 2019, you might want to put this in your H1:

Ice Cream Flavours to Watch out for in 2019

Then, down in your H2 headers, you can start sorting them by type (chocolate, berries) or whatever else you want to say about them.

URLs

URLs are the locations of webpages that appear in your search bar and in the SERPS.

URLs play a big role in SEO, so it helps to make sure they are accurate and contain keywords.

It also helps to keep them “clean” as opposed to “messy.”

What do I mean URLs?

Well, clean URLs don’t have all kinds of unnecessary characters or words in them.

For example, a messy url might look like this:

/these-are-top-8-of-the-most-best-tips-for-your-seo-april-12-2019-post-43434

Whereas the clean URL would be better written like:

/top-8-seo-tips

The good thing about most WordPress SEO plugins is that when you’re drafting a page or a post you can manually write in your URL. It helps to have them short and concise, but not so much that they don’t mean anything.

Try to strip them down to their bare essentials before you publish them.

If you’re not using one, a good alternative is to make sure your permalink structure is set to post name:

How can I change my URLs after I publish a page?

Changing urls after they’re live can cause problems. If there are any links pointing to that page before you change it, they will all end with 404 page not found errors, and these aren’t good.

Make sure you add a 301 redirect from the old URL to the new one. If you’re not sure how to do this in WordPress, I previously wrote about performing 301 redirects in WordPress.

Meta Descriptions

Meta descriptions are short paragraphs of text that appear under the website’s title in the SERPs.

These snippets of text don’t play a direct role in ranking, however they are vital to informing visitors what your page offers and why they should visit your site and not someone else’s.

What is the ideal length for Meta Descriptions

Like titles, Google uses pixel length to determine their maximum length. Again, since most of us don’t think in pixels, a better target would be to aim for 155-160 characters in length.

Anything longer risks getting cut off, and shorter descriptions mean valuable space is left empty.

How should I write Meta Descriptions?

They should be descriptive of your page content, but also contain a hook or selling point that will cause visitors to click your link.

Simply putting a long, dry abstract of your page won’t build excitement and drive visitors to your site.

For instance, which of the following is more likely to grab your attention and get a click.

This one:

On this page, we will list the benefits of eating ice cream during the day. We will cover a list of flavours and then spend some time discussing ingredients.

Or this one:

Discover this season's exciting new ice cream flavour and
the craziest ingredients makers are using. Also learn how your night-time
eating habits are all wrong.

Be sure to also include keywords in your description, as they appear in bold in the SERPs and really help catch the visitor’s eye.

First Paragraph Content

The titles, headers, urls and descriptions should all be indicitive of the content of the page.

The first paragraph or two (let’s say, first 100 word) needs to have keywords. This isn’t just so that Google knows you’re being genuine about your titles and other tags, but so that readers can quickly get to the point of your page too.

A good article starts at the most interest parts of your topic. There’s no reason to hide all your most important information at the end.

And there you have it.

Five essential SEO optimizations to get your WordPress site started. I’ll be back soon with more advanced optimizations. Feel free to comment below, or request any features you might want to see covered.