Drinker of bad wine and writer of many things. Alexander used to be in web development. Now he writes and edits and dabbles in SEO. He has a master's degree and is slowly trying to complete his PhD. One day you will refer to him as Doctor. One day...
Where most of the writing and publishing I’ve done this year has been decidedly non-fiction (such as reporting on cryptocurrencies over at Hackernoon), the last few weeks have been fiction-focused.
Since the end of Sept, I’ve landed three upcoming publications:
“The World’s a Junkheap and We’re All Visitors Here” (a short science fiction piece) will be appearing in Andromeda Spaceways Inflight Magazine around Christmas 2019.
“The Perfect Model” (a short horror fiction piece) will be appearing in the Pride: Seven Deadly Sins anthology coming out by Blackhare Press later in 2019.
“Oxygen Charges May Apply” (a flash science fiction piece written as an advertisement) will be appearing in Mad Scientist Journal‘s final quarterly publication in early 2020.
Both science fiction pieces are paid publications, which is a nice little bonus, while the horror piece acceptance opens up the submissions window to Blakhare’s paid anthologies which is an interesting twist on the submission process.
Disruptive innovation. Disruptive marketing. Industry
disruption. Young disrupters.
And on, and on.
I’m starting to see this world used everywhere, but really,
for the past couple of years, the tech industry has been the number one
Honestly, people in the industry need to grow up. Or maybe grow a back bone and stop using stupid, empty buzzwords that sound bigger than they are.
Think about what this word really means. The kind of images it should conjure.
Disruptive is your uncle over the holidays after he had one
too many and someone says the word “socialism.” Disruptive is a pig running loose in a china
shop chased by two bumbling bobbies. Or the music your teenager’s band makes in
When it was first used by tech companies, in the late 90s
and early aughts, it was a fairly reserved used, used only for new technology
that verifiably, and justifiably, disrupted
You know, as in turned up the tables and changed the way
things were done. They probably caused a mess, but after it happened there was no
way of going back.
We can probably use this term, without sad sarcasm, to
describe what cell phones did to communication, Uber did to transport and
AirBnb did to renting property.
Note that while these innovations have been truly been game
changing, they haven’t been without disruptive consequences.
Cell phones are driving us into increasingly isolated little
shells, where we spend most of our time glued to small screens waiting for the
next adrenaline rush of seeing that little 1 in a bubble pop up.
Uber has made hailing a cab from the middle of nowhere
literally the easiest thing ever, while also producing a whole class of poorly
paid people (without benefits) to drive the rest of us around.
And AirBnb? Well, say hello to skyrocketing rent and
turbo-charge gentrification of literally every city or nice town out there.
Those were truly disruptive changes not just to industries
but to the way people go about their days and live.
Since then, disruptive has come to mean anything from
“new”, “innovative”, “cool”, “engaging”
or whatever adjective that’s currently the flavour of the week.
In their continual reliance on this word, it only shows how
tech companies are slow to innovate when it comes to branding, copywriting, and
even understanding the sense of worth (or lack thereof) in the products they
One also suspects that if a company is slow to innovate
there, just another sad startup following the pack, that whatever product they
are pushing is likely also… sad.
I suppose the saddest part is that my rant isn’t new. I’ve
begun noticing similar aggravation from news outlets for a couple of years.
Hell, as early as 2014, NYMag.com
was calling out the bullshit on this term.
That’s five years ago for fuck’s sake.
And there’s been no end. Even this week, I’ve seen fellow
marketers use the word “disruptive” to describe their services (and
some even have the audacity to name
their agencies that way).
If all you’re offering is more of the same, but a simpler,
easier, less stressful way of doing something people are already doing, are you
sure disruptive is the right word?
Do you perhaps means “cozy” instead?
The bottom line: sing words that sound edgy, doesn’t make a
product edgy, nor the person peddling it. It makes them sound like a charlatan,
a poser, a wannabe, maybe even a has-been who can’t afford to think creatively
Using words like “disruptive” in 2019 certainly
doesn’t make a company or person seem like a leader, or someone who I’d be
willing to trust or listen to beyond their initial pitch.
At this point, I think it’s only a matter of time before we
start seeing phone providers calling their services “evil”, brunch
spots with “scandalous” menus, and email automation software that’s
being billed as the “fucking antichrist” of software.
The only thing truly disruptive about the word would be if
we stopped using it altogether.